• dizzle18@lemmy.zip
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    JD literally woke up one morning and decided to debate theology with the fucking Vicar of Christ.

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      INNNNN THIS CORNER, wearing all white and a skull cap, he’s the Vicar of Christ, the Bishop of Rome, the SUCCESSOR to the Price of the Apostles, iiiiiiiIIIITS POPE LEO THE FOURTEENTH!!

      And in THIS CORNER, wearing a tailored suit and red tie, Couch fucker, white trash cosplayer and world’s worst negotiator, John Dilbert Vaaaaaaance!

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          Had to look it up myself

          James David Vance (born James Donald Bowman

          Looks like he had him a gender-affirming name change.

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        Pretty sure they would ring him up as the Undefeated Champion, The one, The only, Pope Killing, Couching Fucking Monster Jack Daniels… (What that’s not what it means?)…John Dilbert

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        This would be fantastic. We can even honor Leo’s Chicago roots by playing Alan Parsons Project during his intro.

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      I can respect debate but that’s not what happened here. This is a blasphemous tantrum. “I’m not wrong, God is.”

      You don’t get to join a cult then bitch you aren’t in charge.

    • NottaLottaOcelot@lemmy.ca
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      Sometimes I think that if there was an anti-Christ, they wouldn’t be aware that they were the anti-Christ. If that’s the case, JD Vance would be the perfect candidate.