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Hofmaimaier@feddit.org to Political Humor@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 days ago

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  • NoxAstrum@lemmy.ca
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    I believe it’s called incompetence.

  • TopsickPilgrim@lemmy.world
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    This guy seems like such a joke, but I fear he will not disappear into obscurity any time soon.

    • bampop@lemmy.world
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      Exactly 10 years ago, Trump was a joke.

    • SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca
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      He could be the new Dan Quayle. No one knows where he ended up, and importantly, no one cares.

      • prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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        Dan Quayle may have saved US democracy by advising Pence to do his fucking job and certify the election .

        “Saved” might be too strong of a word

        • MinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.world
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          temporarily preserved?

          • Jax@sh.itjust.works
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            Forestalled the inevitable

  • trollercoaster@sh.itjust.works
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    Streak indeed. A sticky streak of bodily fluids on the couch of everyone he visits.

    • WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today
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      It’s pretty messed up you compare us to Vance.

  • WanderWisley@lemmy.world
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    The Vance effect…much like the kiss of death in the godfather movie.

  • Erwinhomow@lemmy.world
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    Yeah, and it’s on the couch cushion

  • GirthBrooksPLO@lemmy.world
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    He’s the king Midas of shit

    • orbitz@lemmy.ca
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      I thought that was his boss. Maybe he’s king in waiting of shit, prince of shit? Okay I got nothing good but perhaps he’s the grave maker.

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    I’m in Ohio and felt this dude was slimy from the second I saw him. I don’t like Trump either. And yet Democrats can’t offer us good options either. God I hate FPTP two party voting.

  • Fedizen@lemmy.world
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    Becomes VP of US, ----> kills US

    • Bloomcole@lemmy.world
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      That is a desired outcome

      • WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world
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        Then why is everyone complaining about Trump and co? They’re trying their very best, and yes it’s taking forever, but they’ll win. He assured everyone, we will get tired of winning.

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    The Political Grim Reaper.

    It’s like Trump set out to prove how incompetent Vance is before he runs for president. Next he’ll send Rubio on a series of challenges to prove what a loser he is.

    Then Trump can say, “Well, I tried to give these guys a chance to prove themselves, but they failed at everything. Looks like I’ll just have to stick around for another term.”

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    • trollercoaster@sh.itjust.works
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      He's literally gonna fuck your couch next.

      • SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca
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        First door should be La-z-boy

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        i feel like this disrespects his love of guyliner. his eyes don’t pop enough.

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        Great template, truly a work of art

  • Jo Miran@lemmy.ml
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    He should visit Putin for reasons.

    • ABCatMom@lemmy.ca
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      Then BiBi!

    • Avicenna@programming.dev
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      He should visit Trump more often

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    death made him one of his reapers.

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    Damn someone should get him to meet Trump!

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      isnt thats why trump sent him far away from him, and the current pope doesnt want to go near VANCE either. USHA is also mysteriously missing.

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    Feared by people and couches alike.

  • Washedupcynic@lemmy.ca
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    I thought his name was REEK

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      Idk, but him get castrated and flayed wouldn’t be the worst…

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        Can we watch?

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