“I’ve come to make an announcement: the EU is a bitch-ass motherfucker. They pissed on my fucking wife. That’s right: they took their Brussels fucking bureaucratic dick out, and they pissed on my fucking wife. And they said their dick was ‘T H I S B I G’, and I said ‘That’s disgusting!’ So I’m making a callout post on my kormany dot hu: European Union, you got a small dick. It’s the size of Andorra except way smaller. And guess what? Here’s what my dong looks like! PWOOOOOSH [cut to the Austria-Hungary 1914 borders]”
“I’ve come to make an announcement: the EU is a bitch-ass motherfucker. They pissed on my fucking wife. That’s right: they took their Brussels fucking bureaucratic dick out, and they pissed on my fucking wife. And they said their dick was ‘T H I S B I G’, and I said ‘That’s disgusting!’ So I’m making a callout post on my kormany dot hu: European Union, you got a small dick. It’s the size of Andorra except way smaller. And guess what? Here’s what my dong looks like! PWOOOOOSH [cut to the Austria-Hungary 1914 borders]”
That’s all oddly specific.
I thought it up while I was peeing in a Hot Topic.