HUNT VALLEY, MD—Hailing the product as a life-changing alternative for those in need of controlled withdrawal solutions, officials at packaged food giant McCormick & Co. introduced a first-of-its-kind smooth and hearty transdermal gravy patch Tuesday. “At McCormick, we know well the frustrations and difficult side effects that come with abrupt attempts to quit gravy, so […]
At McCormick, we know well the frustrations and difficult side effects that come with abrupt attempts to quit gravy
I don’t need it. I’m not addicted to gravy. Sure, I love gravy, but I don’t need it. I don’t have it every day. Like pizza day. You don’t need gravy with pizza. And fried chicken. Although KFC’s gravy is worth upgrading to a box meal for. And my wife’s gravy is to die for. But I could stop any time. I just don’t want to.
I don’t need it. I’m not addicted to gravy. Sure, I love gravy, but I don’t need it. I don’t have it every day. Like pizza day. You don’t need gravy with pizza. And fried chicken. Although KFC’s gravy is worth upgrading to a box meal for. And my wife’s gravy is to die for. But I could stop any time. I just don’t want to.