As part of our continued efforts to foster a caring community, please enjoy these 0.05 minutes of awarded productivity. As a reminder, unscheduled breaks is time theft, and time theft is a fireable offense.
Capitalist Feelgood Story: Greg had worked in that Amazon warehouse for decades, 70h/day, and was loved by all his co-workers. So when he died on the job, they donated their own PTO and money to make sure Greg’s body could be removed from the work floor and buried.
also to clarify the body wasn’t lying there for a week but a few hours
Still, if your coworker drops dead next to you, you shouldn’t be forced to continue to fucking work.
Sure it’s sad that a coworker has just died in front of you, but you know what would be even worse than that?
Letting down the shareholders 😢
Guys we had our 3s of silence please remember your S.P.A. (Scored Productivity Assesment).
As part of our continued efforts to foster a caring community, please enjoy these 0.05 minutes of awarded productivity. As a reminder, unscheduled breaks is time theft, and time theft is a fireable offense.
Capitalist Feelgood Story: Greg had worked in that Amazon warehouse for decades, 70h/day, and was loved by all his co-workers. So when he died on the job, they donated their own PTO and money to make sure Greg’s body could be removed from the work floor and buried.
Ah ok, then it’s totally fine.
Lmaoooo
Isnt the problem that they were left at all?