It makes the sherriff wanna put down his gun… and cut him a slice…

No. Education should be better funded. I’ll give social media platforms my ID when hell freezes over.

Be very, very careful in advocating for that.

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Chip Roy < Chip Skylark

I haven’t seen Goatse in many years, and I didn’t need that memory back.

I’d buy a ticket to that.

But you’re not the only one.

Any parents using the “spare the rod” excuse need a date with an industrial shredder.

You’re sufferin’ from delusions of adequacy

— “Weird Al” Yankovic, You’re Pitiful

Alleged, lol.