Please let one land on my house so I can sue SpaceX and retire early.

Clocks in at 9am

Mentally clocks out at 9:05am

“I don’t like Shen Yun commercials, so here’s a copy and pasta of someone who agrees with me. Yay karma whoring!”

Billions of users must now decide.

… To opt in.

Oooh, scary.

Indeed not a Shitpost. This shits like gold.

Some users here: “I haven’t had a need for this tech, others should not use it.” Caveman grunts

Just wait until your company shuffles to the next top 3 platforms over the next few years and eventually settles on some shitty Microsoft product because the execs got a handyJ.

Job security for Platform Engineers go brrrrrrrrrt!

Probably the same people who complain about Youtube ads and then they proceed to purchase Youtube Premium.

Based upon the comments here it looks like no one here has played it.

Charlie Chaplin?

Sir, this is Lemmy. We came here because we were banned from Reddit. That’s about the extent of our action against the system that runs our lives.

I probably should have used the analogy my VD doctor gave me, “If you keep dippin your tip even with the best of protection on you’ll eventually find a walking biohazard that even I can’t bring you back from.”

There’s a reason why Isolated Networks are big money these days. Everyone expects their shit connected to the internet will be hit eventually and anyone that thinks they are safe are probably already being hit.

This is just going to get more people to torrent out those Spotify files. Nice job Streisand.

You know journalism is dead when they write an article using an LLM that is about how an industry is supposedly dying because of AI when it’s actually exponentially growing because of the new capabilities of AI.

I’m willing to bet NYT has hired more Engineers than Journalists in the last few months.

Can I have your pog collection before you go?

Take an upvoter because you speak the true true.

Are these please PS5 owners in the room with us now?

They already do this with SCC, they used to have someone at each ARTCC who would consult with additional controllers at SCC for timings and altitudes. Now it’s a handful of them at SCC who simply monitor several screens and now towers/radar controllers have a central screen that gives them updated data.