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Cake day: July 12th, 2023

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  • Fuck JayPeePee Mordor-Cheese

    Step 1: fear-based advertising to make you introduce unnecessary bullshit gadget into your business scenario (‘All your competitors are already using a Dot.com IT Crypto Cloud NFT Big Data IOT AI Platform - don’t stay behind!’) Step 2: fear-based advertising to make you buy into the security scheme for addressing the added risk you have introduced in step 1 (‘Secure your Dot.com IT Crypto Cloud NFT Big Data IOT AI Platform - all your competitors who haven’t bought our Dot.com IT Crypto Cloud NFT Big Data IOT AI Platform Security Suite have lost access to their data!’)

    Repeat forever - the next generation of office monkeys will have forgotten that most of the same stuff was done on typewriters just a few generations before. We’ve long lost track of the actual thing we were trying to do before introducing layers upon layers of bullshit into administrative processes.