Give it 40,000 years. There’ll be candles alright.

My brain enables my heart to have the strength to wield the pp.

If an octopus is armed and stealing my car I’m letting him. Lil guy has somewhere to be.

Don’t go after the innocent billionaires!

Why I still drive a Ferrari instead of the poop smelling ice cream truck.

$238 million is insane. Think about how much of an impact that would have for education.

Uh huhuh. These pokeballs look like boobs.

Cybersecurity experts can block malware, what you need is a picture of a goat’s butthole or something technical like that.