New lows/highs in polling are definitely worth reporting, but we also shouldn’t overinterpret individual polls. Nate Silver’s approval tracker still has Trump at 39.3% approval, just below the 40% line.

So what I’m trying to say is: It’s still much much worse than y’all think. High costs of living, cruelty towards immigrants and non-white citizens, blatant corruption, wars, and all that together doesn’t even move the needle that much.

The sentiment of this is well appreciated, but Jesus was absolutely the kind of guy who would tell Popes to go fuck themselves.

Can cook anything with those two ingredients

Ah, come on. Does the Uncle Roger seal of approval mean nothing to you?

… Or grilled cheese.

Edit: Come to think of it, I think the guy who messed up the fried rice was Jamie Oliver. Gordon Ramsay’s fried rice was actually okay.

Lingonberry jam is a common addition to veal here in Germany. Probably would fit steak just fine.

Republicans owning themselves is the only moral use of AI.

Seconding “Thank goodnees you’re here” and “Date everything”!