Imagine if Caillou had dead, dead eyes. That’s cocomelon.

I have no idea, I’m not even sure what that is.

I think we’ve found the real solution to this problem.

Instructions unclear, I now have a grill poker stuck into my head and my head is still cold.

I haven’t seen any of those things either. And yet here we are. Together.

I dunno, smashing windows sounds pretty on brand actually

“Be the cause for a cryptid entry on Wikipedia” is something I didn’t realize was on my bucket list until now