Here’s an idea: how about parents don’t give their kids internet access the second they’re ejected from the womb and actually monitor how they use electronic devices instead? Why do these lawmakers insist on making this everyone else’s problem?
I’m running Artix Linux with dinit and worry not, Mullvad does work. It just needs an additional step. I followed the instructions from this Artix forum topic, so I can vouch for that. I later discovered I probably could have just installed this AUR package, but I never tested that. The AUR also seems to have packages for runit and openrc, if that’s more your speed. You may want to do a test run in VirtualBox or something.
Anyway, good luck!
No, I’m aware. This is essentially “think of the children”, take #894561.