The ghostwriter of one of his books mentioned that was the only book he ever saw in the apartment.

The Mariinskyi Palace does have a ballroom though….

Because the alternative is a return to debtors prisons and fuck that with a rusty pole.

So it would still need to collect taxes

Err, if you’re in the US, *no they aren’t *. I don’t think Americans would survive contact with the real world.

Do people get memed about if they fuck up at insurance salesmanning? No? QED.

The last King of England died in 1702. The Kingdom was abolished in 1707.

king that personally owns more of the world’s real estate than any other human

Pure hysterics. He isn’t even the biggest landowner in the UK. He personally owns 46,000 hectares, while Anders Holch Povlsen owns 89,000.

shielded his child abusing brother for decades before finally relenting to public pressure with the utmost reluctance.

How did he “shield” him for decades? Charles has always resented Andrew and got rid of him as soon as he became King. Certainly without reluctance and probably with a spring in his step.

he can and will break that agreement and exceed that authority whenever he feels like it and the worst that’ll happen to him is being criticized by some of the press for a while.

As Parliament has proven in the past they can make a King suffer for thinking about exceeding constitutional boundaries.

ever hear of a little thing called the House of Lords

Which is an upper house mainly appointed by governments. It’s democratic, but not the form of democracy some people want.

in the case of the UK monarchy, it’s wasting billions in public resources.

Citation needed. The British monarchy (at £85m annual cost) is significantly cheaper than the French Presidency (£94m, excl. lifetime pension) for example.

The pile of discarded football managers begs to differ.

Its Oxford University slang derived from Rugby School slang, rather than Etonian. However, many do still refer to the morning meal as “brekkers” and nakedness as “starkers”, regardless of class.

As she’s Israeli, she doesn’t fit your own criteria of being “produced by America”

Haha good one. Newsom doesn’t have a personality.

Gal Gadot is Israeli. Robert Redford is dead.

Trite and inaccurate.

Not a good take. People don’t have to be driving to benefit from roads. Deliveries, emergency access, routing for utilities

The First bond was Barry Nelson in 1954 for CBS. His birth name was Robert… Nielsen.

Cavill was the choice until Barbera Broccoli met Craig at a party.

Hard to hide a passport in any case.

The sort of tit who happily straps themself onto a missile to travel isn’t thinking long-term.

It wasnt at the White house