Penelope, you are buying underwear with bows. There are plenty without. I assume this is your underwear fashion choice.

Maybe we can show this to the Alberta separatists and tell them they’ve already missed their chance? Bah, they’d probably just find a way to do something even stupider.

Americans should be so lucky!

We all know he committed depraved sex crimes. We’ve heard the victims. I’d just like the third party evidence released because we humans would rather believe a little black book than a living, breathing person who was a child when he raped her.