Parody is fair use. Fuck laws though, if you’re a corporation you just win.

I never thought leopards would eat my face…

You’re comparing:

• A group of English dialects spoken by an ethnic group
• A field that has technical terms with precise meaning
• A manufactured group of buzzwords largely appropriated from real technical terms meant to obscure meaning to outsiders and sometimes even hide criminal activity

These are not the same. And none of those are a subculture.

How does speaking like a braindead MBA make you look better?

“I cleared bandwidth to lead a higher impact project”

No, don’t say that! Say “I hurkledurked the dooper bobble.” It means exactly the same thing (nothing,) but using the business jargon of the 2030s so you stay ahead of the trend.