So my suicidal depression boils down to just programming to you fucking imbeciles?

I ain’t programmed for shit, much less what you’re accusing me of

Yeah, and is there a wait list?!

I absolutely had so many choices bro

So many! I made each and every choice!

Wait do imaginary people count? Because they’re real to me goddamnit

Huh. Do either of them have a sister? Who’s exactly like them? Maybe a twin? Adopted sibling? I’m asking because I’m desperate as fuck and have literally never met anyone exactly like me before