Cigarette ads knew this decades ago.

Turns out they’re eating too much Vagisil.

But theirs is the right one!

Bet you could haul quite the “love seat” in that van.

Seriously. Most everybody else this would be an Onion article. But not Brain Worms McGee.

Not died. Dying. The country is dying.

I could see someone putting a sticker over a vent for the aesthetics and cause that’s where the loud noise generally comes from.

And if it was a dem, republicans wouldn’t stop crying about that for years.