Every word that comes out of his mouth is like a turd that falls into your drink.

STOP REPORTING on every demented utterance of this narcissistic sundowning ass-clown. He’d fucking condemn the existence of oxygen if it fit his agenda.

REPORT on the AGENDA.

Signal > Noise

… Gimpster?

Oh thank God… We almost had to use the metric system there didn’t we?

Also need to avoid a libel lawsuit

Wow.

Investigative Journalism is just out there sweating spinal fluid in its efforts to piece together the clues on this one…

Cat distribution system suffers a pretty serious glitch…

Fucking, 30 years of bad headlines from this one POS.

WHERE THE HELL ARE THE:

term limits/ votes of no confidence/ calls for impeachment/ efforts to reform the Judicial/ … The adults?

Seriously. I’ve got a FF plugin that automatically replaces “Fetterman” with “A Bag of Dicks Wearing a Hoodie”

It’s a real time saver…

Wait, our own space program? Is that a thing we’re supposed to have?

It’s… A soot fetish.

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