I’m not surprised.

My company is trying to replace HR with AI bots for employee things like missed time punches and requesting bereavement, accommodations, etc.

It’s failing because the executives forgot that the average employee has low reading comprehension and can’t follow 2-3 paragraphs of instructions without someone to help in person.

Nice, my lineage documentation is too shoddy

Where to? I’m struggling with visas for places my wife and I want to live. We have backups where it’s not an issue, just less ideal weather.

Mostly hallucinate and tell you you’re absolutely right

Who shot Mr Burns part 2, Homer’s prints were on the gun and the bullet matched. But more importantly cuz I’m hungry and these sound amazing:

“And two orders of bite size breakfast pancakes…with extra dipping sauce”

“I said shut your ugly face, Flanders!” Lol