Well maybe if you had spent more time fucking kids or cozying up to kid fuckers, then you would feel differently

I dont know what’s going on. Is that a golden girl?

Everyone knows that lots of students dont learn in college but still graduate. Noone did anything about it.

Everyone knows that going this fast means people definitely won’t learn. Noone is going to do anything about it.

$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

Oh shit, that was my first used car in the early 2000s. It was kinda fun but I mainly regretted it.

Soft top convertibles suck

Coffee decaffeination? Not great news for decaffe drinkers. Class action for decaffe drinkers with Parkinsons…

Alright, what if i… put it… inside…?

That sounds like a shitty dealer nickname. Maybe he’s an undercover cop.

Voters KNOW that politicians who are bought and paid for are not working for the public good

Is it true this is #7? If so holy shit that’s a movement

Fucking gross stuff

Having 4 babies in 1 year in the 1800s had to be quite the achievement