Charlie could give smarter answers than AI does sometimes tbh

Protect the bees, protect this queen

Wtf I hate this timeline

Whats wrong with the febreeze one? They did used to use those bottles, right? I’m pretty sure I have one around somewhere.

I feel like in order to think of doing this, they must have gone through the logistics and tested the plan

Congrats

I dont think there’s that many Canadians actually in there, we just have a lot of people that support the pedophile billionaires in the States so same difference really

You can only call it Parmesan if it comes from the Parmesan region of Italy actually so

Same for Textra. Paid a couple bucks for it a long time ago and I haven’t had many issues. I think the only issue being that I couldn’t get it backed up when I moved to my most recent phone which was frustrating.

I know this is a shitpost but serious question: does anyone know if when you go to jail they would help you out to get a phone number if you dont know. Like can one of them look at your phone to give you your mom’s number or something lol

Rose tweets: “Purposeful poop” to “bomb a petit” to a sloppy mess of writing over the top of Funkagenda…stop trying to make 'Wit…I mean “fetch” happen."

This references Perry’s mission statement to make ‘purposeful pop’, puns on her song ‘Bon Appetit’, and claims ‘Swish Swish’ samples dance act Funkagenda. ‘Wit’ is a reference to Perry’s album Witness, with ‘fetch’, of course, being a Mean Girls reference.

Even though they translated my brain still imploded. wat.

The daughter is going to see a social worker (presumably for some sort of therapy) and the social workers name is Ms Haete Weiner

The french had a good cure for wealth hoarding I think. Temporary though. We’ll need regular immunity shots to make sure it doesn’t spread again.

I mean, they are wrong because he was writing up until the late 80s/early 90s, but also the man was born almost 100 years ago… and that’s fuckin wild man.

This isn’t new to this generation though, I remember my friend wore a Poison shirt that she bought at Bluenotes when we were like 12 and neither of us even knew it was a band until like a year later when someone gave her shit for wearing it. It was just a cool shirt man, blame capitalism not the kids.