

There’s a name for catholics who believe that the pope isn’t always right.
They are called protestants.
Catholicism only has one firm rule: The pope is always right, without exception. There’s nothing wrong with criticizing the pope. Just don’t call yourself a catholic if you do.



Every episode of modern Simpsons:
“[First name] [Last name]! [Pronoun]'s the best [occupation] in all of [country].”
“That’s right, Lisa. I’m here to [ad for a song/book/movie/space-nazi].”