I’ve been doing it for about 5 years.

First time I was on my way to the emergency room for chest pains and saw a dog with its head hanging out of the window in the next car over.

So I just rolled down my own window and said ‘sup dawg’.

I don’t have dogs anymore as I’ve become a cat person as an adult.

But every dog I see in public is petted as applicable. And I say ‘sup dawg’ to every damned one I see.

Hah!

All of my catastrophic injuries before 27 are also permanent!

Yay?

I KNEW it was the shifty eyed dog all along!