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They were unbearable the second they started sending every search request to am*z*n in 2012. They enshitified their OS years before Microsoft.

He was quite successful with his dying. He did it on the first try, unlike his boss.

Are you kidding? That’s literally one of the most famous volunteer task. There’s more than half a million volunteer water rescue personnel in Germany alone. Granted, they’re not only life guarding, but that’s a big part of what they do. Not at pools (those are usually run for profit, so they can and should pay personnel for that) but at lakes and the sea.