A pedantic & cynical animal who is very concerned for our collective future.
Long story short, that’s 180,000 people who got sent to war as fodder, with the promise of reprise.
Most of them died as meat bags, but some came back to Ruzzian society. Even the terrible ones. Especially the mean ones.
Some fled, some surrendered. Some became good citizens, some are hiding nextdoor to people without them ever knowing.
Who knows, maybe I am one?
Listen, you don’t have to like it; but you really need to wash that pile of dishes.
What single person who never leaves the basement needs 12 plates & 8 cups!?
Also, if you’re going to pile them at the doorway, at least don’t tell us “thank you” with your butt-cheeks when we come to collect them.
~ we still love you, Mom & Dad
No problemo, I just need something to feed the castrato.
The castrato will not perform without snacks.
Hit me up if you’d like a kickass soundtrack to go along with your new religion.
You’re correct.
This is why we should be laughing at everyone who uses gen AI. Better yet, write them a scathing note in cursive. They’ll think you’re a wizard or something.
…and instead of illustrating a funny little cartoon, some person just took a screenshot of Wall-E and typed some words.
It’s turtles all the way down
I like the way both of those words sound, right before the new industrial revolution begins churning out freshly sharpened guillotines.
In both cases, the people rejoice and get a free ball to kick around.
Epstein Files
Epstein Files
Epstein Files
Epstein Files
On. A. Level. I. R. Not. Comfortable. With.
I loved Tony & it still hurts a lot, but trust me when I tell you that he would laugh really hard at that joke. Once.
Ironically, only one of them hung himself…
Wait, is that ironic? Dontcha thunk?
P.S. what’s the best way to make a name fancy like your’s? Asking for a friend. They know html and Javascript but refuse to unlock the basement door from the outside. All I need is answers, but they keep demanding food and water for some reason.
Anthony Bourdain once said about eating hamburger with toothpicks; I’ll hang myself before I let a president order McDonald’s in the Whitehouse for athletes and not release the Epfsteen Filees in which he is directly implicated in the molestation & murder of children, but also please don’t do a side by side comparison of me and Jeff."
Meanwhile: I’m all like;
“this is an incredibly sloppy burger. Where am I??”
a voice whispers into my ear: “The American One”
and I’m like: “Which timeline, the one where Michael Jackson Fucked Macaulay Culkin or the one when Drmuphf did??”
They do.
It’s “nature’s” way of pairing the best together, enabling long-term survival of the species & hopefully favouring the best genetic traits being passed along for future generations, hopefully ending in a permanent adaptation or evolutionary change.
This is how I ended up with an entire army of genetically superior crows that sing musicals about how messed up it is that I did that to them with forced selective breeding.
Starbucks!?! We don’t have time for handjobs right now, we have an entire pile of stuff & thangs to save!
Okay, but if it’s not blue… then how are we gonna get all those sweet “90’s style rap-video pics” of ‘Forrest Gump’ riding ‘Jennie’ like a jet-ski on “The Trumpflection Pool: Brought to you by The Four Seasons Dildos”?
Trump’s mommy looks he went back in time and had a kid with himself during one of his many visits to that island, and then she gave birth to himself.
For sure,
If you’ve ever seen the classic film starring “Tomathy Hank”: ‘The Money Pits’ a scene in that movie is several times man who say “Two week” which is basically the Russian way of saying Drmpvf became Krasnov because he probably >!fucked!< things you don’t want to know about and was blackmailed by vladdy.
I digress, it’s definitely more.