Having worked in tech support, I’ll take the blood eagle please.

What? We got this too? I guess I accidentally dodged it.

That’s a pretty poor result, what was it? A miniature?

Don’t cut the root off either. Use it to hold the onion together and in my experience also seems to lessen the effect on my eyes.

Haha of course they are. Fucking HP.

I like it, but it’s even worse than that as I’ve never had my printer murder motorcyclists or trap me inside and burn my body into dust.