"Johnson! Turn in your gun and badge…

for the weekend, because you’ve got an all-expenses-paid trip to sunny Palm Beach Florida! Make sure you don’t beat your wife while you’re on administrative leave or we’ll have to send you on a Mediterranean cruise, buster."

The only people more narcissistic and insecure than Donald Trump are Narcissus and Insecurus.

That pic is top-shelf meme bait.

Best sandwich in the world.

Here you go.

🎼Reagan rots in the hot sun 🎵