Holy shit, New u/GrimReaper Obsession, Just Dropped!

Instead of Age Gaps and superheroes, its canals and drowning…

🤣

Oh I’m hanging in there alright. Hanging right by the neck.

Inb4 they outlaw meshtastic

I don’t think its inherently “AI”, its more of the boilerplate “your life matters, people do care, sEeK hElP, jUsT cAlL 998 bRo”

Like… c’mon, so overused and cliche

Its supposed to be “AI”, why not say something new and useful jesus christ, they act like those “therapists” that say the same “oH wE rEaLlY cArE aBoUt yOu” shit that makes you feel like just reduced to a number in their system, and feel even more suicidal

My parents in a nutshell

“You can’t change the world, stop worrying about it and just focus on your self”

(They grew up in CCP-China)

你不是说你是印度来的吗？

你意思是想向我学中文？？？

Lmfao, pls find someone else. I only went to 2nd grade in China before my family emigrated. My English is better than Chinese

Also the “你 说不说 中文” kinda feels like google translate, the phrase sounds so weird ngl…

Sounds like Experian Credit Bureau

They say your brain finish developing and you become mature at age 25, how mature do you feel?

Oh yea 0 votes is so sad… I wonder if federation is broken or I got shadowbanned or something…

I think the thing is not about the score, its just an affirmation that, yes, someone in the world did hear you and you didn’t decrease the lifespan of your keyboard for no reason…

But I’d rather have a “read by [X] Users” stat that is neutral, rather than a negative stat like a downvote…

Getting downvoted feels like when you were in K-12 school and the entire class bullying you

Did you know about:

The Top 10 Legendary Animals of China:

1. Grass Mud Horse （草泥马）

😉

/jk

I’ll chime in:

As a Chinese American, hearing about random Chinese people getting shoved into NYC subway tracks makes me afraid of public transit.

Like where the platform safety barriers at?

ATTENTION COMRADE!!!

同志请注意！！！

❗❗❗

你现在正在“翻墙”。

如此行为违反了中华人民共和国国家安全法！

请立刻终止你的网络！

你这家伙马上来公安局来一趟！

你这孩子怎么这么调皮啊？上外国网站？想造反啊？

（开玩笑的，不要怕 😆）

我是美籍华人，欢迎到 Fediverse 。。。

我想问个问题，你怎么找到这个地方啊？👀 翻墙来的吗？

Anyways, this is kinda a weird community to post an introduction, ngl. 😆

I had this meme text-to-speech read to me while I was helping my parents carry a TV and something just clicked inside my brain, I suddenly felt the enlightenment, it all makes sense now!, I thought, so I immediately dropped the tv and went to pick up a small piece of the shattered glass on the ground. Such shiny little object… so cool.

Parents are mad, dunno why… I’m just following golden advice given by this comm…

Recommendations?

Idk how to even get into listening to English-language music…

Should I spotify? But then again that’s corporate… I’d get cancelled here if I start using that…

How are you even supposed to… um… music?

I’m literally just listening to random Cantonese and Mandarin music on Youtube…

The only music I ever had at home was hearing my dad’s Cantopop… that’s my introduction to music…

(And also just random intrumental music I found online… like beetoven stuff)

So C-Pop is what I know most…

(The only English songs I know are stuff similar to “Because of You” by Kelly Clarkson, cuz I just wanted to find songs about the theme of shitty parenting… cuz I had problems with parents and need some songs like that for cartharisis)

Omg 🤣

My favorite Anime (well one of my favorites, not sure its its still at the top now)

I always imagined this idea of: me just randomly talk to foreigners in China… to see reactions… like… If I ever visit China, I’m straight up just gonna randomly walk up to English-speakers and be like “sup homie”

Might confused then for like a good few seconds since most people in China with an East Asian face does not have an American accent.

Pro Tip: Take long bathroom breaks at work and spend the time reading labor laws.

Hopefully when they start complaining about your bathroom breaks, you’ve already understood most of the labor laws to file a lawsuit against your shitty employer.

Okay my alts are:

@[email protected]

@[email protected]

@[email protected]

Dunno how I upset you with this post, but go ahead… 🤷‍♂️

Aint no way, they spoke fake Mandarin 🤣

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L-wbpZ7-5gQ

I watched like 2 clips and I already cringed the fuck out

Nah bruh, I went to 2 years of elementary school in China and watched a lot of Mandarin cartoons and TV shows, aint no way they did this…

So butchered…

I can feel the host cringing

This sounds like how American teachers tried to pronounce my name… 💀

(Okay it’s not fake-fake, just so awful you need a PhD in Chinese Language to understand it)

I have no idea what you mean. AFAIK China does not have healthcare for all, or free healthcare. But apart from that IDK how healthcare actually works in China.

Common rhetoric I get told in the Fediverse… I mean if you look in World News comms, you’ll see those…

Which just confuses the fuck out of me since its a contradiction to my parents first-hand accounts (and also some of what gets told by my aunts (and other relatives/people in my parent’s social circle in China))