Cartoon supervillains generally have a coherent plan and goal. These clowns just seem to want to watch the world burn.

I mean. I like cool electronic gadgets. It’d probably be fun to play with.

It’s not in the Democratic Leadership’s interests to not cozy up to the true ruling class. However they’re a bit better than the alternative.

With the prices at McD lately, $100 is about a 15% tip.