DUDE RUN, YOUR EX FOUND YOUR SPARE KEY WHILE YOU WERE OUT BANGING CLAYBOY

This would be the same Steve Jobs that thought an all-fruit diet both killed cancer and made it so he didn’t have to shower? The one who died when Eliza was still state of the art?

Japan has a chance to celebrate an amazing 121st anniversary

Not a space snake either. Very disappointed.

Not to be confused with Kitten from TTS

They should have learned from the last time this happened, and the firm response by their CO, CDR Brenden “Tess” Stickles

Looks like Visual Basic Studio

My bust is freakishly large