Seth Taylor

I’m the only guy in my band because I’m the only member of my band

EDIT: Oh, it says GANG-BANG. Well that’s different.

EDIT 2: No, wait, actually it’s not. I’m alone in my gang-bang too.

Draw a dick with your cursor every 5 minutes

Who’s your distributor? I used SongTradr for a while and I’m looking for a new one for my next release

Spot deez nuts!

Nutster

I don’t have a lot to give in this world. Despite working hard I’m not earning much, but I believe it’s important for each and every one of us to give a little of the little we have. So today I give you my downvote. Please take good care of it.

Joke’s on you. I enjoyed that.

There are worse ways to “drown in debt”

Tech bros are the kids that copy-pasted their essays off wikipedia

Starting to think a bunch of them are college dropouts just cause they were lazy

“In the forbidden area” 🤭

That’s one way of staying hydrated

Awwww, silly little Microsoft is upset the browser monopoly isn’t theirs

Humbling comment

“Getting DP’ed” sounds like an easy dream to achieve until you realize it requires meeting two men you trust enough to be alone in a room with

I mean, even one is difficult enough

Trump’s not going to heaven. He’s starting his own heaven, with blackjack and hookers, where he’s god and Kid Rock is jesus or something

I never call it

It just comes when it pleases

“May I come in, ma’am?”

It plays a mean bluegrass

To the popemobile!

Tana nana nana naaaaaaa

I mean… it’s just been introduced

And according to this site it has a 1% chance of being enacted? What’s that about?

ROFLMAO never