Don’t be mad, y’all can’t come up with a fly af greetings like that.

Those greetings were part of the trade for our rhythm centuries ago.

Along with the colonialism, but that’s not as fun.

I think that’ll happen regardless of if he’s put on a cross or not…there’s something wrong with then folks.

Shit is that the Uncle Ben’s strain?

Goddamnit.

I believe he’s chill unless you diss him.

throws holy water at you No.

I got to 2:55. I’m…hmmm…I mean it’s… I’m trying to say something. But…my brain. Is just not working. She is artistic. Also respect to the limp bizkit sound bite or whatever it’s called. Say what ya want, but I grew up on the bizkit.

Brother, the universe is an unending assault of unexpected events. I don’t ever get surprised by things I never thought could happen. We could all wake up tomorrow as birds and I’d just be like “yep this is it.”

I mean, brother. Your story is confusing.

This is what I’m reading and please don’t get mad at me

1. You found a hookup on Craig
2. She asked you to shave “down there” Now I’m no scientist or English scholar, but down there to means your pubic area, your dick balls and or ass and asshole.
3. You got a cut while shaving (rookie move bro, gotta use good cream and take it easy.)
4. You had sex
5. You went to work at a ranch around horse shit. Even if you didn’t get it directly on your private area, I’m sure it was on your pants. Which shit is wet and will soak through.
6. You didn’t fully clean yourself or sanitize your cut after a job like that. Hell if I have a cut on my private area I put alcohol on it even if I haven’t done anything that day. You know how sweaty our balls get bro? C’mon this is shit I learned in high-school when I got my first basically rash cause I sweated so much from football. I keep my shit dry and clean now.
7. You got an infection and went to doctors who then told you what caused it. But either it was a spider bite, the horse shit or the sex with the person? Which the later one, the sex, doesn’t seem like it to me.

It’s kinda confusing as to what happened to you my friend. Maybe try reexplaining it?

My partner had a great Aunt who actually died at the Jonestown thing.

I remember that. It’s probably true for some right winger out there. When I did flooring, there was always other work crews around who you could tell were maga listening to musc like Ratm. Like the message just didn’t click with them.

I bet there was MAGA GWAR fans who thought GWAR was like them. Just like RATM some bands music just goes right over the MAGGOTS heads.