People who masturbate less than twice a week make a loud sound that only I can’t hear??? That’s so specific!

Wait wait wait… Is the implication here that there are people who masturbate LESS than twice a week??? 😰

Edit: holy shit I just realized that’s Elijah Wood

I’m guessing here, but I assume they mean the fact that most old pagan religions were essentially erased from existence by Christians 🤷‍♂️

My alarm app has a setting where you have to solve math equations to make the alarm turn off or even use the snooze feature. You could even set it to increase in difficulty. I got pissed off at it and stopped using it after about a week.

That’s manorialism, you’re thinking of an extremely sweet kosher wine.

When I was in art school a guest professor fussed (nicely) at me about this lol She said I clearly had skill but I was making everything too precise and people like art specifically because it looks handmade

I don’t know… I haven’t yet had anybody show up in real life to ask me to rate my experience