Medic8me

*cries in Canadian

I drive a car thati bought used over a decade ago. It’s cost effective, paid for and not a gas guzzler. Fuck me though cause I own an old car. One with rubber gas lines.

I’ve been asking my kids to make me things instead of buying. I have a wall in my workshop where I post everything they make me. They’re coming into the teen years now and still making me little cards and gifts. I’ll cherish them forever.

Who was really driving the boat Kevin?

All those Gabe lovers will tell you otherwise.

Edit: see. There they are.

Old man here. I wear a kilt every day, I don’t even own pants anymore. I call it a skirt because it makes other people uncomfortable in the best sort of way. Fuck 'em if they don’t like it.

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Compost the manure. Two for one.