Than I realize my wife is going to start producing breast milk.

Yes exactly! That’s why I go offline to go bird watching as a hobby! Occasionally, as a treat, I’ll peep in on naked adults with their curtains open.

Omg! It’s Bernie Sanders with a STEEL CHAIR!

Obligatory Supply Side Jesus

Reminds me that one day I want to get a Suzuki Samurai.

I injected my balls with saline. Now I have to wear a DD bra in my pants to reduce back pain.

It’s in our DNA

I DIDN’T HEAR THAT FIRST PART BROTHER! BUT LET’S GET THIS STRAIGHT HOG = THE PACK! I DON’T SUPPORT ORANGE PEDOPHILES! I ONLY CRANK MY HOG WITH CONSENTING ADULTS!

Trying to figure out what this was from originally because it seems familiar. Was thinking it was “Eye in the Sky” by Philip K. Dick, but guess not?

Very true, they probably have to wear those in the bathroom.

You have to clock out for 5 mins to enjoy that cookie, than get back to work.

If you inject it directly into your heart, your temps should stay very low.

I’m uncircumcised and my son is uncircumcised. Really goes a long way on understanding how to deal with a normal uncircumcised penis. Cleaning it doesn’t take any extra effort.

Unfortunately for you the information on how to care for a normal uncircumcised penis on a younger child is not easily available because of the expectation that all American children are circumcised.

You are not supposed to retract the foreskin until later in life. When? Well it’s different for everyone but can be as late as age 10 or more. Until that time it’s “self-cleaning” just wash the outside. Tell the kid to keep trying to gently retract it when he pees or baths, if it doesn’t pull back easily it’s not ready.

You don’t need to get soap up in there until it starts retracting on it own, the skin begins to naturally separate. If you force it, you can cause scaring and damage, you’re literally ripping the skin from the glans. Once it retracts, pull the foreskin back wash the glans and ta dah… clean dick.

It’s made out to be this big inconvenience and believed by men with their foreskin removed. It’s not at all an inconvenience. You also don’t have any idea what your missing out on by having a circumcised penis.

Anyway thought I’d share before you mess up your kids dick. Lot of doctors I’ve talked to I had to correct on the proper way to take care of an uncircumcised child’s penis, it’s very unsettling and you might have got incorrect information yourself.

Lucky for me a have the proper equipment to know what I was talking about.

What makes an artist an artist is a question that will be debated for a long time.

But someone jamming a prompt into a LLM does not make them an artist.

I think the argument is that artists will create art even with limited tools regardless.

I’m an artist that works on computers all day doing things like Photoshop touch-ups. But to use those tools, I started out by scribbling on anything and everything with whatever I had available all my life. Doing so let me understand the the finer details as well as how to achieve certain looks. I carried those skills into my digital work.

If I don’t have a computer, I still create art even if I have not used the medium before. I might not pick up a paintbrush and become Caravaggio, but what I will do is draw on my experience to make something a tad better than someone who has never made anything themselves.

This person probably never drew on a rock with charred sticks. But they probably used a pencil on paper and those skills are similar.

The final boss is L. Ron Hubbard’s head attached to a mech body.

IDK Russia did a good job swaying the US public opinion and spreading propaganda.