If I cover his face with a sticker of Snufflelufulcus does it invalidate my passport?

Yes.

I don’t give a shit how it works. Because of this a-hole there’s one less Rhino in the world. There’s other things they could do instead of killing it. Capture it and send it to a zoo or something. I don’t care if he paid a million dollars, it’s still bullshit.

Good. Fuck hunters. I have zero respect for these people.