Hello cramped back after weeks of sleeping in that thing.

Your coffee maker kinda looks like the Alien.

Does he not realize that the Hagia Sophia is not under the control of the US in any way, shape, or form?

I once saw a yard sign near a crematorium that said, “Free Dirt.”

I consider slut to be a compliment, so…

Donnie took a little nappie

This is yet another sign that society is degenerating.

The Holey Spirit

Doritos themselves are good kindling material if you ever need to make a fire.

Better than Pasteurized Process Cheese Product (aka American cheese)

Some gas station coffee is a strong psy op (think Buc-ees).

Don’t you just love that major foreign policy and global economic market decisions are just made on a whim?

KDE should never form a clan though.

It is fitting for the world’s leading satirical news outlet to take control over info wars in their global war on info.

This one is Mecha-Hitler though.

Article indicates it was one of those electronic popup type birthday card things, not what I would consider a postcard (a 4" x 6" really flat single sheet of card stock) which would be unable to hold any sort of device.

CEO OF SEX THE IS LEGENDARY SKIN ONLY

lol is the millennials version of over, lol

Palms are sweaty

All that math you learned? Forget it. You’re in spreadsheet land now.