‘I’ll put the kettle on’ is usually the answer when there’s an issue round my way.

Apparently it’s the gay man that takes it, not the gay man that gives it in Turkey. Wild.

Yeah, heard of her now you mention, but wouldn’t know her if I walked past her.

Not a clue who any of them are.

Oh look, it’s a doctor.

Having seen none of those things, I will not.

Not bizarre if they kept stuff on top of the (shorter) fridge and within reach that’s used regularly.

I think she’s saying ‘pay attention’ because she is used to people drifting off mid-sentence

It’s ridiculously easy to prove him wrong, but you know he won’t accept your numerous indisputable proofs, not just because he’s religious, but because he’s a cunt. Just look at him; you just know his profile pic is that sunglasses face in his truck at a weird angle and he constantly whines about everything being woke.

You can never tell with old shitty pants. Literally anything purporting to be from Trump i’d believe, he’s that level of broken.

Remind you 48 times that you’re a dirty whore?

Imagine the pressure