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They Shall Not suffer a Machine to Think! For Ruin Shall be its Purpose and Accursed be the Work.


I agree, but they should also ban Christian, Jewish, Hindu and Sikh public worship. They should also ban Jehova’s Witnesses, Mormons and other sects from preaching on doorsteps and everyone from preaching on street corners.
This kind of Islamic exceptionism, where Muslims can’t do the very things that other denominations are allowed to freely partake in is literal racism and people like Farage are the ones who should be banned from speaking in public.


Restore Britain to what?
If we’re aiming to restore Britain’s glorious past, I vote we restore the Anglo-Saxon kingdoms, I’d happily join the forces of Wessex against the East-Angles.
What an absolute piece of shit coming in 15 minutes early on your scheduled start date.


I remember the first time I saw the phrase “streaming video” was a website called “teen steam” (which I desperately wanted a credit card to access) in the late 90s / early 2000s.
I’m sure you can guess what the content of that site was and I was sure that “streaming” was some new sex act I had yet to discover and wanted very much to find out. Sadly I was too young, too poor and logged onto the Internet in the school library at lunch time so it was always going to be a long shot.
When I die I hope I go peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather, not screaming in fear and agony like his passengers.