

Fall asleep forever, bitch.


Fall asleep forever, bitch.


I like how apparently a partisan judge is trying to block this now.
Texas: Fuck voters, we’re doing it without them.
CA/VA: Let’s defer to the voters as we should. Ok, they voted for it.
Partisan Hack Judge: Wait, no, not like that.


Sorry bud, we don’t all have the same form of mental illness you do.


Over/under on how much longer the will of the people can be denied before we move to the next phase of this unravelling?


There are no billionaires in paradise. In the end, every last one of them burns.
Sometimes I really wish I was part of the cult so I could believe this. As it is I can only settle for that primal fear every person has to experience as they know they’re at the very end. The Great Equalizer. But yeah, until then they’re going to live fantastic lives off of our labor. Not quite as satisfying as an eternity burning.


Guess it’s the official position of American Christians that saying no to a felon rapist is the same as saying no to God.
I don’t have children, but if I did, I’d be keeping them far away from Christians.


In modern America the quickest way to sort out a servile coward is to ask them if Donald Trump lost the 2020 election.
Yes = normal person
No or refusal to answer = servile coward



The same logic, however, apparently does not apply to left-wing influencer accounts, as Sam learned when he created a short-lived liberal counterpart for Emily on Instagram: “Democrats know that it’s AI slop, so they don’t engage as much.” (Sam’s explanation for why MAGA influencer accounts work is blunt: “The MAGA crowd is made up of dumb people—like, super dumb people. And they fall for it.”)
Anything to separate conservatives from their money so they can’t use it to support fascism.


I don’t need to imagine it cuz I’m not stupid enough to serve the U.S. military.
Sounds like a them problem.


A weaker U.S. military.
Probably a win for the world as a whole.


“I fucked up and got into a fight with the Pope. Here’s how I perform a grifter apology to the mouthbreathers who are just waiting for an excuse to forgive me.”
The main benefit of sailing the high seas when I was younger was simply having access to things I couldn’t afford that helped make me more cultured. Now the main benefit is so I don’t financially contribute to shitstain corporations.
IT professional here.
Yup.
Everything is hardwired with multiple layers of security. Everything even remotely personal is on encrypted hard drives. No Alexa/Google. Made sure the smart TV and smartphones (no Apple, vanilla Android) have all data sharing disabled. And I drive a 1999 vehicle that doesn’t make me jump through any hoops.
There’s a fine line between technology making things better and making things worse. We’re definitely starting to drift into the making things worse era.


Reminder for anyone still confused. American conservatives are actual, real-life fascists.
My friends and I refer to him as “Almost Hero”.
Unfortunately, he failed.


My religion states that I have to destroy them if I see them.


The biggest piece of trash to ever disgrace the Supreme Court and a failure of a human being.
IT professional here with 20+ years work experience. Not once have I ever met another tech that liked Apple. Personally, I despise them. Unintuitive locked down garbage that can’t do anything a PC can’t do for half the price. And yes, I have seen viruses on Macs.
They’re just really good at advertising to people who don’t understand technology.


Aaah a feel-good article for leftists.
Eh. I don’t feel particularly good that I’m surrounded by conservative idiots.
Color me unsurprised. Scumbags of a feather flock together.