Delicacy if you dip the urinal cake in it before consumption.

We need to keep them out of our bathrooms. Thank you for complying with our genital inspections. We’re on the lookout for perverts who want to look at your genitals.

Bro gripping that couch hard.

The interesting thing about this is that the dude who took this picture shared his story on MySpace. He said that the bearded fattie inspected his genitals for compliance, and then did The Worm all across the bathroom floor as he worked his way dancing out the door. Pretty impressive. Shrek is love. Shrek is life.

Whether or not you like this post is irrelevant. He needs to know if you have games on your phone.

Thank you for complying with genital inspection. We need to protect our bathrooms from perverts.

They don’t want poop to run down their arms.

Iran…

Iran Apple.

I have a structured settlement and I need cash now. Call JG Wentworth. 877-CASH-NOW

They’ll buy your structured settlement on the cheap so that you get lump-sum cash. Then they collect the payout from the responsible party. It’s win-win for them.

They also did debt relief stuff too, but as a kid, I only remember the structured settlement commercials.

I know, right? haha

Sad Tim Allen grunt

Installing spyware and wire taps in my home was never appealing to me.

I guess there wasn’t an available toddler picture for Bentneck Comfysweater.