Two different people brought up the potato famine… not what I was trying to bring up with my simpleton joke. I went with a country that, rightfully, enjoy potatoes and are known to.

I don’t think tubers=tumors. They’re delicious.

Okay then…

As someone who loves potatoes I’M clenching my fists at his dirt tumors comment.

Better?

All of Ireland clenched their fists at this comment.

Did… did you just compare dirt to salt and vinegar potato chips?

Ugliness takes unto account what’s on the inside as well… This also detracts from ugliness, if you are beautiful within.

…either way, I’m still S.O.L. BUT you might be beautiful, internet stranger!

Hon Hon hon.

I like to imagine all of the down votes are specifically because you wrote “collage” instead of “College” in your statement… (a bit of irony in that’n.) And so the people with Art degrees are FUMING about their love of a good collage.

I like mine with a side of jellybeans, raw.

Perhaps! (…But then I couldn’t be pedantic.)

I think you meant the greater than symbol… Though, I suppose you could argue their coffee IS worth less than $5.

Sadly, this is not how charisma works. I agree it SHOULD be a positive trait aimed towards those it impacts… but Charisma does not translate to imparting positive aspects to those it’s impacting. It’s functionally coercion through charm. Charisma =/= good… unfortunately.

That being said, I don’t understand how the Orange diaper stain is considered charismatic. Boggles the mind.

What do you get, when you pour hot water down a rabbit hole?

…hot, cross, bunnies!