👍Maximum Derek👍

I’ve been thinking about putting a nice poster or painting on my ceiling, so when I die at my desk if I happen to slump backward at least a nice poster will be the last thing I see.

Pssh! Lefties always getting special treatment and righties always getting a handout, while us middles always miss out.

For years now, and that article floating around about not being to google “disregard” anymore (because it breaks the AI) may have me switching to a Duo package soon.

The results are great. Lenses and personalized results are well worth the $10 on their own. Privacy pass is (IMO) a priceless insurance policy.

What kind of monster doesn’t wear black shorts and a tuxedo tee to a wedding?

What do you do when courts start to decide that you actively and willingly give children PTSD to make them psychologically addicted to a your trauma feed? Hire Momfluencers, of course.

I degoogled as a Covid project. Mostly it just made me feel a little bit better… and then GenAI hit. Hopefully I’ll go my whole life without ever having used Gemini. And hopefully, if they ingested any of my pre-pandemic emails, photos, docs, etc to train with, pulling it out of cold storage will at least have cost them extra time and money.

How could anyone limit themselves to 50 posts on apartheid-fan-boi.facist?

Are they going to remake that 1 mobile billboard that’s been doing laps of the LV Strip for at least 30 years, with the same 3 bikini-clad women?

We should encourage kids to smoke to deal with their stress.

I didn’t need more reasons to not go to Disney*, but I’ll add this to the pile.

A timely and well executed reference, for sure.

mmm EGGG 8ALAD SAMDIVICH

Push the button, Frank.

I have a fortune cookie fortune that I got in 90s. It just says “Good fortune” and I’ve never been able to decide if it’s a prediction or a self-review. For whatever reason, I’ve just kept moving it from wallet to wallet for 30 years.

Chlorine, Florine, and That Guy are all roommates.

Sometimes my inner monologs have to shout over my inner radio station. Which is now playing “Where is My Mind” by The Pixies, on loop.

I’ll never forget that number but, if I lost my access to me contacts, I’d never be able to call parents, siblings, or friends.

Steakhouses and nicer restaurants, at least on the west coast of the US.

Blackberry sauce for steaks is somewhat common, and delicious.