I do like the idea of locking them up with Ted and letting him handle them.

Considering they grounded Evo Morales’ plane because they thought he was on it, I’d say that’s a fair bet.

I just had a horrific vision of a future in which OF models advertise through hornyposting influencers.

I think you’re mixing him up with https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thomas_Midgley_Jr.

I’d guess part of the plan is that it wouldn’t.

Those are not contrary, but complementary things.

Alternatively, if it suddenly starts working, we know they aren’t writing it.

Did you mix up the first and third place? Because if 12:00 is “m”, it makes more sense for 12:30am to be night.

“They came to get me, didn’t go as planned”?