We should offer these two doctors’ services for free penis enlargements to all billionaires.
Do you want them to be bigger dicks? With bigger egos?
Since both doctors now have a history of killing their patients when providing that service, I trust you can figure out my hopeful outcome.
A proper Darwin Award winner, here!
“There was something futile and sad about trying to find someone responsible at all costs, following a purely accidental death.“
This was purely a case of litigation because they were a billionaire.
The “unlicensed” surgeon? Had an Algerian degree, which was a French colony, that’s just racism.
They were clearly just throwing charges at them until something stuck, presumably at the rich inheritor’s request.
I always thought that autoerotic asphyxiation was the gold standard comedic way for billionaires to die. I was wrong.
The thought of this wealthy pencil dick chasing what I have and dying in the process is hilarious.
I guess envy really is a deadly sin.
Why aren’t the surgeons being paraded like luigi.
