Howdy, fellas! This is Maya! I wanted to come over here and make a little introduction on Lemmy!
As you can see, I’m a small little apple. I’m going to dig into my lawn so I can finally grow into a tree!
But I’m too small and I haven’t sweetened yet :/ If I dig myself in right now, I might not germinate before the fall :/
So, I thought why not wait it out and mingle with all of you?
Ask Maya Anything!
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What in the Sweet Jesus mother of fuck is this? An AI post?
No! No it’s not! I’m just your average garden-variety apple! Just with a pinch of consciousness.
how does an apple type on a keyboard?
I’m using the stalk on my head!



