FYI: “Ball” refers to the spherical, 2-axis articulated part of the hose (not seen in the pic). It’s not for cleaning ball pits or after formal parties.

Suck it up.

Is that an oz/RFK hybrid?
No, that’s for cleaning the Dyson sphere.
In germany we also got an official name for this: Morbus Kobold
The background behind this is a dissertation from the 1970s, where someone investigated injuries caused by masturbating with vacuum cleaners. A lot of the injuries were kaused by the Brand “Kobold” (or goblin in English), which shaped the term “Morbus Kobold”.
Sadly I could not find any English resources about this and the wikipedia article is only available in German.
Vivaldi translates quite well, though I kinda regret allowing it to this time. It was too early to add this to the things I know now.
You’re welcome

You bought the wrong device, it’s the dyson ball dryer THAT you need







