My cat also sometimes leaves ‘gifts’ around the house for me.

I don’t like this gift. Where can I return it?

Only one Country has been getting a free ride honestly and it’s about time to stop using the petrodollar.

Yeah, World. Get your shit together and join the US in their Middle East pointless war tradition.

The world freeriding of using the strain of hermuz without paying any toll. Thanks Mr Hegseth.

I’m impressed with Hegseth’s performance. I didn’t think Drunky McStumbles could make it to the podium let alone not slur his speech into oblivion.