Police officers were called to settle a schnitzel-related dispute in southern Germany after a man assaulted his neighbour for allegedly pounding meat for the dish too loudly.
allegedly pounding his meat too loudly
Why stock video?
*allegedly*
Spoiler tag this shit!
As a german, I can say it can’t get any more german in this article: Police, meat, boomers, neigbor disputes, violence over ridiculously minor disputes. Everyday stories.
Schnitzelverbrechen.
Of course there is a long, compound German word for it
Theres always a long German compound word for it.
It’s actually austrian and is used when someone puts sauce on a wiener schnitzel but I figured it fits the situation since it literally means Schnitzelcrime.
Was it a chicken or a veal snitzel?
Pork is the best schnitzel.
Let’s try not to get the police involved here as well…
I know you don’t want them involved because they’d agree with me.
Try tell that to the judge
They’d agree pork is best too.
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[insert obligatory “beating his meat” gag here]
Just cover your mouth with the pillow if you’re gonna moan that loud. 🤷♂️
