God: hmmm, I “accidentally” ended up with these extra penises and balls after creating everyone. Hmmm, what should I do? Nah? 12" penises are way too long. How about we make the heads as noses for a cute little animal! Yeah OK! Now, just pull the scrottom right over the back. Oh and eagle talons! C’mon you get a set of 20 eagle grade talons! Go dig some hole!
God: hmmm, I “accidentally” ended up with these extra penises and balls after creating everyone. Hmmm, what should I do? Nah? 12" penises are way too long. How about we make the heads as noses for a cute little animal! Yeah OK! Now, just pull the scrottom right over the back. Oh and eagle talons! C’mon you get a set of 20 eagle grade talons! Go dig some hole!
Guy in Peru: got one! Oh but this one is weird! I don’t think it will make a good charango! No, not at all!